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CHILDREN

"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They
don't know I'm firing blanks."
-- Emo Philips.

"Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat
and fun to cheat."
-- Fran Lebowitz.

"I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."
-- Dan Quayle.

"Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."
-- Joe Namath.

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys
not included."
-- Bernard Manning.

"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet."
-- Bill Cosby.

"Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them
and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'."
-- Steven Wright.

"I was the kid NEXT door's imaginary friend."
-- Emo Philips.

"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins."
-- Josh Billings.

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
-- Groucho Marx.



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