Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children."
-- Sam Levinson.

"Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off."
-- Ralph Bus.

"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of
their own."
-- Doug Larson.

"I like children - fried."
-- WC Fields.

"every time a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies', there's a a little fairy somewhere
that falls down dead."
-- JM Barrie.

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
-- Quentin Crisp.

"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."
-- Groucho Marx.

"I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away."
-- Nancy Mitford.

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
-- Bill Cosby.

"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million
dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
-- Jim Bishop.