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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
-- Anonymous

Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
-- Anonymous

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
-- Claudette Colbert

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow

There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd

A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman