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Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
-- Socrates

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov

I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde

The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright

We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt