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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
-- Woody Allen.

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money
costs less."
-- Brendan Francis.

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed
we wouldn't get laid."
-- Denis Leary.

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any
reason to limit myself."
-- Emo Philips.

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell
your mother."
-- Charles Pierce.

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said
'no'."
-- Woody Allen.

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
-- Robin Williams.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
-- RD Laing.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty
good questions."
-- Woody Allen.

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-- Edgar Wallace.




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