Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's
-- Woody Allen.

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
-- Emo Philips.

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important
lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
-- Matt Groening.

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to
-- Steve Martin.

"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
-- Joan Rivers.

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty
good one."
-- Woody Allen.

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like
being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in
later life."
-- Emo Philips.

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm
-- Ken Hammond.

"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty
-- Taki.