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"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money
can buy."
-- Steve Martin.

"My best birth control now is just to leaev the lights on."
-- Joan Rivers.

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they
should draw the line at goats though."
-- Elton John.

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word
for a girl of nine'."
-- Emo Philips.

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
-- Bernard Manning.

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
-- Woody Allen.

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
-- Marylyn Munroe.

"I'm not a breast man, I'm a breast person."
-- Jo.

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
-- Mae West.

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
-- Joan Rivers.




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