Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
Romance/Relationships
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
--
Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
-- Caroline Rhea
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see each other whole against the sky.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tannen, You Just Don't Understand
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde
I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven"