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Marriage (Negative)

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

-- Anonymous

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

-- Anonymous

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

-- Anonymous

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

-- Anonymous

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

-- Anonymous

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

-- Anonymous

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

-- Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

-- Anonymous

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

-- Anonymous

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

-- Anonymous

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

-- Jane Austen

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