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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley On Making A Will, 1919

I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken

Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live NEXT door and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn

There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar

With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln

We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along the way.
-- Marlin Finch Lupus

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere

If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama