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"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants."
-- Eddie Izzard.

"In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish
whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to
mean: Eel with big abcess."
-- Dave Barry.

"A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch."
-- James Beard.

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
-- Steven Wright.

"Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming
out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I
feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."
-- Denis Leary.

"'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."
-- Dave Barry.

"Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal."
-- Voltaire.

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
-- Jo Brand.

"The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am."
-- Charles Pierce.

"Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen."
-- Woody Allen.