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QUOTES ABOUT DEATH
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
-- Yogi Berra.
"Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees."
-- JJ Furnas.
"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever
to do with it."
-- W. Somerset Maugham.
"Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead."
-- James Thurber.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
-- Joe Louis.
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
-- Joseph Heller.
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of
meeting me is another matter."
-- Winston Churchill.
"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference
between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to
make fun of you."
-- Woody Allen.
"All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that
-- Maurice Maeterlinck.
"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
-- Joseph Stalin.