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"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
-- Woody Allen.

"Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called
-- Wil Shriner.

"In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes."
-- Benjamin Franklin.

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident
for someone who's dead."
-- Albert Einstein.

"I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit
out of me."
-- R. Geis.

"It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
-- Woody Allen.

"For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died."
-- Cervantes.

"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And
when it does come, we no longer exist."
-- Epicurus.

"Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?"
-- Heidi Sandige.

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
-- Cato the Elder (234-149 B.C.).