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"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
-- Groucho Marx.

"The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."
-- Oscar Wilde ('A Woman of No Importance' 1893).

"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."
-- George Barnard Shaw.

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their
-- Henry Kissinger.

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
-- Dave Barry.

"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat
-- Herb Caen.

"The cocktail party is a device for paying off obligations to people you don't want to
invite for dinner."
-- Charles Smith.

"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
-- Oscar Wilde ('Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892).

"As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but
none of his friends like him."
-- Oscar Wilde.

"He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really
is dead."
-- Voltaire.