Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
-- Dave Barry.

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
-- Groucho Marx.

"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."
-- Steven Wright.

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be be sorry for tomorrow
morning, sleep late."
-- Henry Youngman.

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
-- Mark Twain.

"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people
to make it worth the effort."
-- Herm Albright.

"Those who can do, those who can't teach."
-- George Bernard Shaw.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the
experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- Douglas Adams.

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
-- Charles Lamb.

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be
-- Oscar Wilde ('The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891).