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SOCIAL COMMENTARY QUOTES
"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing
winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
-- Dave Barry.
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
-- Groucho Marx.
"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."
-- Steven Wright.
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be be sorry for tomorrow
morning, sleep late."
-- Henry Youngman.
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
-- Mark Twain.
"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people
to make it worth the effort."
-- Herm Albright.
"Those who can do, those who can't teach."
-- George Bernard Shaw.
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the
experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- Douglas Adams.
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
-- Charles Lamb.
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be
-- Oscar Wilde ('The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891).