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"To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice."
-- Ambrose Bierce.

"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being
talked about."
-- Oscar Wilde ('The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891).

"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have
since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
-- Mark Twain.

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- WC Fields.

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
-- Jeff Marder.

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
-- Groucho Marx.

"Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability."
-- George Bernard Shaw.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from
some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then
it's you."
-- Rita Mae Brown.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll
become a philosopher."
-- Socrates.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't
help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and
death and stuff."
-- Maria Carey.