Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
-- Dan Quayle.

"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being
-- Bruce Lee.

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-- Edgar Wallace.

"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
-- Spike Milligan.

"What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?"
-- Fred Allen.

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
-- John Mendosa.

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the
smartest race of people on Earth."
-- Will Rogers.

"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
-- Ruby Wax.

"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to
university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
-- Desmond Bagley.

"Grammar schools are public schools without the sodomy."
-- Tony Parsons.