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"There's nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the thing he
was educated in."
-- Will Rogers.

"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some
indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
-- Paul Merton.

"Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick."
-- Samuel Beckett.

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-- Dan Quayle.

"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless."
-- Connor Cruise O'Brien.

"An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order."
-- Mike Barfield.

"What's another word for thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright.

"Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising
-- Raymond Chandler.

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
-- Emo Philips.

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to
write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
-- Lenny Bruce.