Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"The Middle Eastern states aren't nations, they're quarrels with borders."
-- PJ O'Rouke.

"Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!"
-- Steve Martin.

"On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'."
-- Paul Merton.

"In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't
breathe the air."
-- Jonathan Raban.

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle.

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
-- Bob Hope.

"My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like a medical condition
and Critz is clearly an incurable disease involving flaking skin."
-- Bill Bryson.

"Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are
there. They are dead, but they are there."
-- Yakov Smirnoff.

"Of course America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always
been hushed up."
-- Oscar Wilde.

"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling NEXT to an Armenian."
-- Woody Allen.