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QUOTES ON SMOKING, DRINKING & DRUGS


"I drink therefore I am."
-- WC Fields.

"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
-- Dylan Thomas.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-- Hunter S Thompson.

"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
-- NF Simpson.

"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Henny Youngman.

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
-- Robin Williams.

"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
-- Fred Allen.

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
-- Dean Martin.




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