Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
QUOTES ON SMOKING, DRINKING & DRUGS
"I drink therefore I am."
-- WC Fields.
"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
-- Dylan Thomas.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've
always worked for me."
-- Hunter S Thompson.
"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
-- NF Simpson.
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
-- Robin Williams.
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
-- Fred Allen.
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
-- Dean Martin.