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QUOTES ON SMOKING, DRINKING & DRUGS
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
-- Robert Benchley.
"He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar."
-- Mike Harding.
"I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine."
-- HL Mencken.
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
-- George Burns.
"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."
-- Mick Miller.
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
-- Robin Williams.
"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
-- Will Rogers.
"Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk."
-- Christopher Howse.
"I am a drinker with writing problems."
-- Brendan Behan.
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