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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant

I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

-- Dave Barry.

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
-- Mark Twain.