Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
QUOTES ON SMOKING, DRINKING & DRUGS
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
--
Seen on a bumper sticker
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for
example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
-- Dave Barry.
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it
thousands of times."
