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QUOTES ON SMOKING, DRINKING & DRUGS
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
-- Catherine Zandonella.
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-- David Daye.
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-- Henny Youngman.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-- Benjamin Franklin.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I
grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-- Dave Barry.
"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
-- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.
"I drink to make other people interesting."
-- George Jean Nathan.
"They who drink beer will think beer."
-- Washington Irving.
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-- Ernest Hemingway (For Whom the Bell Tolls).
"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
-- Noel Coward.
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