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"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
-- Catherine Zandonella.

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-- David Daye.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-- Henny Youngman.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-- Benjamin Franklin.

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I
grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-- Dave Barry.

"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
-- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.

"I drink to make other people interesting."
-- George Jean Nathan.

"They who drink beer will think beer."
-- Washington Irving.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-- Ernest Hemingway (For Whom the Bell Tolls).

"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
-- Noel Coward.