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Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous

Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous

Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous

Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck

Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
-- Jacob Braude

If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown