Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass,
-- Denis Leary.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
-- Oscar Wilde.

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
-- Groucho Marx.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign).

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-- Humprey Bogart.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-- Joe E Lewis.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your
mouth shut."
-- Ernest Hemmingway.

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-- Plato.

"I can resist everything except temptation."
-- Oscar Wilde.

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
-- Mark Twain.

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar."
-- Drew Carey.