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Celebrity Quotes

"Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up."
-- Muhammad Ali.

"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere
-- Gordon Sinclair.

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one
afternoon playing golf."
-- Henry Aaron.

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If
we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
-- Rita Rudner.

"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country."
-- Ian Rush.

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
-- Henry Youngman.

"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
Steven Wright.

"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be NEXT door to her on her wedding night."
-- Peter Ustinov.

"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who
the sucker is, it's you."
-- Paul Newman.

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
-- Steven Wright.