Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
"They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken."
-- Walter Hagen.
"In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete."
-- Yakov Smirnoff.
"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."
-- Muhammad Ali.
"Michael Chang has all the fire and passion of a public service announcement, so
much so that he makes Pete Sampras appear fascinating."
-- Alex Ramsey.
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him."
-- Jeffrey Bernard.
"Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint."
-- Billy Connolly.
"When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa."
-- Nick Hancock.
"The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important."
-- Bobby Robson.
"We've lost seven of our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is
Western Samoa. It's a good job we didn't play the whole of Samoa."
-- Gareth Davies.
"Winning isn't everything: It's the only thing."
-- Vincent Lombardi.