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Celebrity Quotes

"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it
to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
-- Linda Ellerbee

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a
-- Margaret Thatcher

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should
live NEXT door and just visit now and then."
-- Katharine Hepburn

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
-- Elaine Boosler

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer
the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot
which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
-- Marie Corelli

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
-- Gilda Radner

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
-- Hedy Lamarr

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
-- Marion Pearson

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor