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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on"
-- Samuel Goldwyn.

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice
says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
-- Charlie Brown.

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid
-- Robin Williams.

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
-- Jim Carey.

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human
-- Alfred Hitchcock.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was
talking to myself."
-- Peter O'Toole.

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
-- Bob Hope.

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
-- Woody Allen.

"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."
-- Alfred Hitchcock.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people
make up 75 percent of the population."
-- David Letterman.