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Celebrity Quotes

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
-- Mario Andretti.

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.

"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."
-- Don Schula.

"Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!"
-- Frank Carson.

"Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse."
-- Richard Sasuly.

"Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with
his boss."
-- Jim Murray.

"Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe
in Paris."
-- Oscar Wilde.

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much
more serious than that."
-- Bill Shankly.

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
-- Woody Allen.

"Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious."
-- Alan Winter.