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The best defense is a good offense.

-- Anonymous

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.

-- Wayne Gretzky

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.

-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

-- Seen on a bumper sticker

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

-- Roger Simon

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

-- Hunter S. Thompson

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

-- Steven Wright