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Celebrity Quotes

"If bullshit was music, that fellow would be a brass band."
-- Paddy Crosbie.

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen
the joke yet."
-- Oliver Herford.

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions is called a philosopher"
-- Ambrose Bierce.

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
-- Steven Wright.

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word
-- Al Capone.

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.

"Sarah Brightman couldn't act scared on the New York subway at 4 o'clock in the
-- Joel Segal.

"The most hazardous part of our expedition to Africa was crossing Piccadilly Circus."
-- Joseph Thomson.

"No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
-- R.D. Laing.