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Celebrity Quotes

"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
-- Willie Sutton.

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
-- B.L. Taylor.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
-- G.W. Hegel.

"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."
-- James Stephens.

"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
-- Enoch Powell.

"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
-- Gore Vidal.

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
-- John Wayne.

"You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it?"
Steven Wright.

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
-- Quentin Crisp.

"Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit."
-- Peter Beckmann.