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Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly

Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham

He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers

He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973

That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt

This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf