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The trouble with a kitten is
Eventually it becomes a
-- Ogden Nash

When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb

A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer

Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain

Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain

The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain

We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright