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Celebrities

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating", 1994

I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995

If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes.
-- Prince




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