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Funny Lawyer and Money Quotes

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in
America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
-- Robert Orben.

"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."
-- Max Asnas.

"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The
rest I spent foolishly."
-- George Raft.

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go
-- Bo Derek.

"Money is just the poor man's credit card."
-- Marshall McLuhan.

"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
-- WC Fields.

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
-- Spike Milligan.

"If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss
-- Woody Allen.

"It's better to give than to lend and it costs about the same."
-- Philip Gibbs.

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money
costs less."
-- Brendon Francis.