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Funny Lawyer and Money Quotes
"I'm not a paranoid derranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire."
-- Howard Hughes.
"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
-- Willie Sutton.
"When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow."
-- Fern Naito.
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of
misery."
-- Spike Milligan.
"Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure."
-- Errol Flynn.
"My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil."
-- JP Getty.
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
-- Douglas Adams.
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
-- Woody Allen.
"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."
-- Clinton Jones.
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by
working for it."
-- Joseph Addison.
"Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate."
-- Ambrose Bierce.
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me
six months more."
-- Walter Matthau.
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