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Funny Lawyer and Money Quotes

"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty."
-- George Bernard Shaw.

"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
-- Patrick Murray.

"The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself."
-- Charles Dickens.

"A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a
-- Barton Holyday.

"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
-- Will Rogers.

"A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black.

That was wrong; they should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
-- Whitney Brown.

"No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails."
-- John Mortimer.

"Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish."
-- Ted Whitehead.

"An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer
can delay one even longer."
-- Evelle Younger.

"A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats."
-- Benjamin Franklin.