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Funny Computer Quotes
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
-- Pablo Picasso.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger
and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-- Rich Cook.
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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
-- Rita May Brown.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the
number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
-- Isaac Asimov.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
-- Paul Ehrlich.
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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
-- Patrick Murray.
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Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."
-- Leonard Brandwein.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to
understand the simplicity."
-- Dennis Ritchie.
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