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Funny Computer Quotes
" The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they
never come out again."
-- Al Goodman.

" The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's
no law against whacking them around a bit."
-- Eric Porterfield.

"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray
that it may not become generally known."
-- FA Montagu.

" There are lies, damned lies and statistics."
-- Mark Twain.

" I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the
state prison."
-- WC Fields.

" My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll
become a philosopher."
-- Socrates.

" An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-- Edgar Wallace.

" You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."
-- Albert Einstein.

" Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
-- GW Hegel.

" Everything that can be invented has been invented."
-- Charles Duell.

" Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that
the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
-- Mike Barfield.

" The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-- Albert Einstein.