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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire

If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire

The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire

Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle

My husband used to make all the decisions in our family. But now that he's a Promise Keeper, we always talk first and then he makes the decision.
-- Wife of a Promise Keeper, a U.S. men's religious group focusing on mens' commitments to their families

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder

The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods

I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf