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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
-- Jean Kerr

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer

A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
-- Pearl Williams