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Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

-- Anonymous

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

-- Anonymous

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

-- Anonymous

Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.

-- Russell Baker

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark

-- Dave Barry

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

-- Jilly Cooper

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.

-- Clifton Fadiman

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

-- Holbrook Jackson

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

-- Margo Kaufman

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

-- Jean Kerr

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

-- Dorothy Parker

Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.

-- Bette-Jane Raphael

Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.

-- Seen on a t-shirt

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

-- Mae West

I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

-- Mae West

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

-- Mae West