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Marriage (Negative)

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

-- Jackie Mason

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

-- James Holt McGavran

Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.

-- Phyllis McGinley

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

-- Michel de Montaigne

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

-- Ogden Nash

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

-- Cesare Pavese

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else.

-- Rogers

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

-- Will Rogers

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

-- Helen Roland

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.

-- Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

-- Helen Rowland

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

-- Helen Rowland

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

-- Rita Rudner

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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