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Husbands/Wives

A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches.

-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

-- Helen Rowland

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

-- Socrates

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

-- Adela Rogers St. John

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

-- Billy Sunday

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

-- Lana Turner

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

-- Oscar Wilde

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

-- Henny Youngman