Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
QUOTES ON MEN
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be
trained to do most things."
-- Jilly Cooper.
"You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take
-- Steven Wright.
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
"A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over."
-- Dino Levi.
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
-- Mae West.
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
-- Roseanne Barr.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
-- Rita Rudner.
"No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
-- John Wayne.
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things:
beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
-- Diana Jordan.