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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an
-- Leonardo Di Vinci.

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may
-- Mickey Rooney.

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the
same thing."
-- Duane Dewel.

"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
-- Colin Chapman.

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-- Woody Allen.

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one
-- Patrick Murray.

"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
-- Tony Curtis.

"A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas."
-- Alice Glynn.

"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for
-- Aristotle.