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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
-- Matt Lauer, on NBC's "Today" show, August 22, 1996

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx

Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show

The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner

A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
-- Calvin Trillin

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf