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NATIONALITIES & PLACES QUOTATIONS
"Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-- Keppel Enderbery.
"The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi."
-- Bill Gullickson.
"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the
same afterwards."
-- Billy Connolly.
"Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it."
-- Dylan Thomas.
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen
the joke yet."
-- Oliver Herford.
"Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison,
locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list."
-- Yakov Smirnoff.
"Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is
pronounced Jackson."
-- Mark Twain.
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
-- Dan Quayle.
"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the
sun."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant.
"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
-- Alexai Sayle.
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